Possibly you’re the kind of comic fan with refined tastes. You enjoy your caviar black, your bourbon warm, and your Rolls Royce.

If you share in respectable tastes such as those you might be inclined to pick up a copy of Thief of Thieves, a sequential periodical penned by two gentlemen of leisure known as Robert Kirkman and Nick Spencer. These two have earned the gentleman title through a succession of highly successful books, namely Walking Dead and Invincible for Mr. Kirkman and Morning Glories, Infinite Vacation, and Thunder Agents for Mr. Spencer. A classic heist scenario, Thief of Thieves is about a father who lives a secret life as a master thief…but maybe not for long, as the FBI is closing in. Sharpen your comic palette by giving Thief of Thieves a chance.

On the complete opposite end of the spectrum, we have the first issue of Adventure Time. Based off the popular, trippy Cartoon Network show, Adventure Time the comic is written by Ryan North of Dinosaur Comics webcomic acclaim. The Land of Ooo will be torn asunder during the first few issues as an old enemy returns, ready to stomp all over the lives of Finn and Jake. It’s gonna be lumpin’ amazerin!

And now a little item for those in the audience enjoy the ability to drink.

Normally, a pint glass with Batman plastered on it would be reason enough to get excited and drop some bank, but what if I told you this one had a Batmobile on it too.

And the phrase, “Wanna come to my Bat Cave?”

And “Chicks dig the ride!”

I think the appropriate answer would be, “Holy Bat Glass, Batman!”

Lastly, tonight, a creator shift change for a great book that’s been flying under the radar lately.

That book is Secret Avengers, which has, of late, been written by Warren Ellis (If you haven’t picked it up, do so. Some of the best one issue stories I’ve ever read.), but will now be written by popular Venom and Uncanny X-Force writter, Rick Remender. Not only does the book get a writing make over, but a couple new members join the team, too. Namely, Captain Britain and Hawkeye. Wait one more issue and you’ll also get the added benefit of Venom joining the team. With Remender’s credentials from Uncanny X-Force, primarily in the violence and sensation aspects, this version of the Secret Avengers should be insane action all the time.

 

Errr. Game make Game Caveman happy.

Game Caveman not smart enough for Power Grid.  Game Caveman CAN play First Sparks!

Okay, that’s enough of you Cavey. That’s right, though, folks, a new version of Power Grid, The First Sparks releases today!

A standalone edition, The First Sparks maintains most of the original game’s mechanics, but transports the gameplay to the first days of human existence. Keeping with the theme of early man, the game moves faster than the original, while also adding new elements of play. Players work to build better equipment for hunting and surviving in the wilderness while also attempting to keep the rest of their tribe alive. So, in the words of Game Caveman: Rrrrrgggghh, game good.

A bit of trivia for you folks out there, Clint Eastwood’s classic western, A Fistful of Dollars, was originally titled A Fistful of Penguins. Sergio Leone changed it, though, for fear that audiences wouldn’t get the inclusion of an Arctic animal in the desert. Luckily, the new A Fistful of Penguins game reclaims the title. Another dice game in a series of popular dice rolling games like Zombie Dice, BEARS!, and Martian Dice, this time around players are attempting to collect various animals for their zoo. Be forewarned, though, each animal comes with their own benefit and flaw. Having a fistful of penguin tokens, however, will always help you gain more dice. A fun, quick little game for the family, A Fistful of Penguins takes the best of dice games and Zooleretto, binds them together, and delivers a good time for all.

Captain’s log 4458. WizKids has yet again released an appealing miniatures game, this time based around the ships and battles of Star Trek. For the record, there are two ways to collect and acquire these prepainted ship miniatures. One, would be to pick up a Star Trek Heroclix Tactics box set, which comes with four key ships, including the Enterprise. Two, would be to beam up one or more of the individual Star Trek boosters, each coming a single, random ship. Both are perfect for use with any Star Trek miniature game, such as Expeditions or Fleet Captains.

And speaking of Expeditions, it should be noted that a new expansion set for the game also shipped today. Containing three new characters (Sulu, Scotty, and Chekov) and their character cards, when playing with this expansion the game will now be able to accommodate up to five players at once.

As the Apostasy Gambit reaches its climax, the third chapter in the Dark Heresy adventures RPG makes its entrance. This supplemental edition, Chaos Commandment, presents four new chapters for gameplay, all focusing on the Acolytes and their effort to save the Calixis Sector.

Anyone who doesn’t like pandas has no heart. It’s just a fact, people. So, if you have a heart, love pandas, and want to see them thrive, then Takenoko is your game. Players raise and care for bamboo crops, of various varieties, in an effort to feed and keep the emperor’s panda happy. Colorful game pieces, artwork, and miniatures combined with fun, easy to learn gameplay, make Takenoko quite the enjoyable experience. That and pandas.

Ecpecto gamtronum!

Though Wiz-War is indeed about wizards, they are not the cutesy, lovable kind from Harry Potter. These wizards are greedy and desperate to beat their opponents into the pavement. To do so, two to four players compete with spells of varying types across a segmented board. Updated from the classic game created by Tom Jolly, Wiz-War is the newest version of the classic wizard battle game.

 

Shipping on February 8th

COMICS

ADVENTURE TIME #1

ALL NEW BATMAN THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD #16

ARTIFACTS #14

BATGIRL #6

BATMAN #5

BATMAN AND ROBIN #6

BATTLE SCARS #4 (OF 6)

BATWOMAN #6

BLACK PANTHER MOST DANGEROUS MAN ALIVE #529

BLUE ESTATE #9

BTVS SEASON 9 FREEFALL #6

CAPTAIN AMERICA #5

CAPTAIN AMERICA #8

CARNAGE USA #3 (OF 5)

CATWOMAN #2

CHARISMAGIC #1 VAR CVR 2ND PTG

CHARISMAGIC #2

CONAN THE BARBARIAN #1

DAKEN DARK WOLVERINE #21

DEADPOOL #49.1

DEADPOOL #50

DEATHSTROKE #6

DEMON KNIGHTS #6

DOCTOR WHO CLASSICS SERIES IV #1 (OF 6)

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #15

ELRIC THE BALANCE LOST #8

FANTASTIC FOUR #602

FERALS #2

FRANKENSTEIN AGENT OF SHADE #6

GAME OF THRONES #5

GFT MYTHS & LEGENDS #12

GREEN LANTERN #6

GRIFTER #6

GRIMM FAIRY TALES #67

HAUNT #21

HUNTRESS #5 (OF 6)

I VAMPIRE #5

INCREDIBLE HULK #5

JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #634

JUSTICE LEAGUE #4

KEVIN KELLER #1

KEVIN SMITH BIONIC MAN #6

KEY OF Z #1 (OF 4)

KEY OF Z #4 (OF 4)

LADY DEATH (ONGOING) #14

LAST OF THE GREATS #5

LEGION LOST #6

LOBSTER JOHNSON THE BURNING HAND #2 (OF 5)

MASS EFFECT INVASION #3 (OF 4)

MEGA MAN #10

MEMORIAL #3 (OF 6)

MISTER TERRIFIC #6

MURKY WORLD ONE SHOT

NEW MUTANTS #37

NEXT MEN AFTERMATH #40

NORTHANGER ABBEY #4 (OF 5)

NORTHLANDERS #48

PC CAST HOUSE OF NIGHT #4 (OF 5)

PEANUTS #2 (OF 4)

PENGUIN PAIN AND PREJUDICE #5 (OF 5)

POWERS #8

PUNISHERMAX #22

RED SONJA #63

RESURRECTION MAN #6

SCARLET SPIDER #2

SECRET AVENGERS #21.1

SECRET AVENGERS #22

SEVERED #7 (OF 7)

SNAKE EYES ONGOING (IDW) #10

SPAWN #216

SPONGEBOB COMICS #7

STAR WARS AGENT O/T EMPIRE IRON ECLIPSE #3 (OF 5)

STAR WARS CRIMSON EMPIRE III EMPIRE LOST #4 (OF 6)

STAR WARS KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC WAR #2 (OF 5)

SUICIDE SQUAD #6

SUPER HEROES #23

SUPERBOY #6

THE STRAIN #3 (OF 12)

THIEF OF THIEVES #1

VENOM #13.1

WAREHOUSE 13 #3

WARLORD OF MARS #15

WOLVERINE AND X-MEN #5

WOLVERINE AND X-MEN ALPHA AND OMEGA #2 (OF 5)

X-MEN #24

TPBS

AVATAR LAST AIRBENDER TP VOL 01 LOST ADVENTURES

AVATAR LAST AIRBENDER TP VOL 01 PROMISE PART 1

AVENGERS ORIGIN TP

BATMAN CACOPHONY TP

BATMAN HUSH COMPLETE TP

BATMAN YEAR ONE DELUXE SC

DEADPOOL CLASSIC TP VOL 06

DOC SAVAGE DOUBLE NOVEL VOL 55

ENDERS SHADOW ULTIMATE COLLECTION TP

GENERATION HOPE TP FUTURES A FOUR LETTER WORD

GREEN LANTERN RAGE OF THE RED LANTERNS TP

IZOMBIE TP VOL 03 SIX FEET UNDER AND RISING

JOHN CARTER WARLORD OF MARS OMNIBUS HC

LOCKE & KEY HC VOL 01 WELCOME TO LOVECRAFT

LOCKE & KEY HC VOL 02 HEAD GAMES

LOCKE & KEY HC VOL 03 CROWN OF SHADOWS

LOCKE & KEY HC VOL 04 KEYS TO THE KINGDOM

MORNING GLORIES TP VOL 01 FOR A BETTER FUTURE

MORNING GLORIES TP VOL 02

NEW AVENGERS BY BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS TP VOL 02

SCOTT PILGRIM GN VOL 01 PRECIOUS LITTLE LIFE

SCOTT PILGRIM GN VOL 02 VS THE WORLD

SERENITY SHEPHERDS TALE HC

SHADOW DOUBLE NOVEL VOL 57

SHOWCASE PRESENTS GHOSTS TP VOL 01

STAR WARS VECTOR TP VOL 02 CHAPTERS 3 AND 4

SUPERMAN THE BLACK RING TP VOL 01

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ONGOING TP VOL 01

ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN VOL 01 POWER & RESPONSIBILITY

OTHER STUFF

DC COMICS BATMAN BATCAVE PINT GLASS

DC COMICS SUPERMAN POWERFUL PINT GLASS

DC SUPERHERO FIG COLL MAG #23 SPECTRE

DOCTOR WHO KEEP CALM 16X12 FRAMED PHOTOGRAPHIC

EVIL SPOCK T/S

JOHN CARTER NOVELS OMNIBUS SC VOL 01

JOHN CARTER NOVELS OMNIBUS SC VOL 02

JOHN CARTER NOVELS OMNIBUS SC VOL 03

THOR HAMMER PEWTER KEYRING

VERTIGO 2012 SAMPLER

 

Magic the Gathering, now in comic flavor.

Yup, coming with special playable promo cards, the new Magic the Gathering series from IDW will not only give its readers free swag, but the tale behind the Planeswalkers and worlds of the famous CCG. Collect all four issues to follow the story and acquire each of the limited edition cards featured in the book.

If you enjoy your comic series inventively insane, then you’re in luck with the new Xombi trade paperback. John Rozum spins a yarn full of regenerating superheroes, shrinking nuns, undead trick-or-treaters, floating skull-shaped islands, and bad@$$ Rabies. If those ideas alone don’t hook you, a little background information might. Xombi is a lazy, slacker vigilante who gets drawn into a world of mystical hi-jinks revolving around the chase for a lost fortress in the sky. But the piece de resistance of this little miniseries is the artwork. Completely illustrated by Frazer Irving (Gutsville, Batman & Robin, Return of Bruce Wayne, etc.) in his famous painterly style, this book is simply gorgeous!

Though the Superman Ice Cube Trays from a couple weeks ago are sweet, but the primary question I get asked about them is, “Do they make a Batman one?”

Usually I just guess and say, “Yeah, probably, but it’s not out yet.” Well, the guessing is over. As of this Wednesday, there will be Batman Ice Cube Trays in the world. Of course, that also means they will disappear about as fast as they appear.

Finally, we’ll end with a little moment of statue zen. Enjoy.

 

Allow me to level with you all.

Tonight is a busy, busy night up here at Pulp Ficiton. There is what the Magic the Gathering addicted call a Pre-Release. To give you an idea of what these are like, imagine a horde of monkies with jetpacks high on cocaine. That will give you a slight idea of the insanity inherent in running a Magic Pre-Release.

For that reason, I’ll be cutting a few corners with tonight’s New Game Stuff Post. We’re going to play the back of the game box game tonight, so here we go.

Pathfinder Module: The Ruby Phoenix Tournament
An event-based adventure for 11th level characters…compatible with the 3.5 edition of the world’s oldest RPG. Set in the Dragon Empires of the Pathfinder campaign setting, the adventure serves as an ideal introduction to the folk and fighting styles of the lands encompassing the Eastern-inspired continent of Tian Xia, and contains a fully detailed island location and a brand-new monster sure to challenge players in any campaign setting.

Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Jade Regent Poster Map Folio
Within this map folio, you’ll find three huge 8-panel maps: one of the frozen reaches of the Crown of the World, one of Minkai’s capital city of Kasai, and one of the entire continent of Tian Xia, home of the Dragon Empires and site of the final chapters in the Jade Regent Adventure Path. Even if you aren’t running the Jade Regent Adventure Path, the maps inside can serve as the surroundings for all sorts of arctic adventures or urban mysteries, or an entire campaign setting for you to detail on your own! The spirit of exploration calls you – are you brave enough to answer?

Legend of the Five Rings RPG: Imperial Histories
*Ten eras in great detail, including The Dawn of the Empire, The Gozoku Era, The Clan Wars, The Thousand Years of Darkness, and more.
*In depth look at the Clans and personalities who shaped those eras.
*All new schools, spells, ancestors, techniques, and more, some thought lost to the ages.
*The 1000 Years of Darkness in great detail. Offering you an opportunity to fully explore this apocalyptic alternate history.

Nexus Ops
…is a board game of fierce sci-fi battles and fantastic alien creatures in which two to four players control factions of corporate troops and strange life forms on an alien moon. This updated edition of the classic title features detailed plastic figure, stunning new art, a clarified rulebook, as well as a host of optional rules and variants. Gather your troops, tame the aliens, and begin the harvest!

Call of Cthulhu the Card Game: Shadow of the Monolith
The sixth Asylum Pack in this cycle that centers on the South Pacific. This chain of islands has flora and fauna that can be found nowhere else on Earth. What else lies hidden and waiting?

Warhammer Invasion the Card Game: City of Winter
The Fifth Battle Pack installment of The Capital Cycle, a linked expansion series for Warhammer: Invasion, a card game of intense warfare, clever kingdom management, and epic questin. This 60 card pack contains 20 different never-before-seen cards designed to augment existing decks and add variety to the Warhammer: Invasion metagame.

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